Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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