he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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