I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're too hungover to prance.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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