Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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