im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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