what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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