she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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