See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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