Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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