Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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