so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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