Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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