i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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