is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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