you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
you inspire me to be a worse person
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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