lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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