Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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