How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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