Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
i think i just lost a toe
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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