There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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