but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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