i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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