Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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