East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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