My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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