She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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