do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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