Heybabeimwearingurpanties
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if only i could text you this smell
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Randomize
