Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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