Me too!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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