i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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