It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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