Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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