she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have feelings that need drinking.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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