i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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