she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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