Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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