just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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