Rock
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Fuck
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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