dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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