Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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