he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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