I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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