soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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