yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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