this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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