What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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