y did u give ur computer a hand job?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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