escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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