ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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