windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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