he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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