How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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