It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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