guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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