And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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