I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my vag is so smooth its legendary
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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