i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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